Wednesday, May 21, 2008

American Apparel Releases Midriff-Baring Shirt for Men


If you're a man who has always been secretly jealous of girls who get to show off their belly-button rings in fashionable midriff-baring shirts, then this new shirt from American Apparel is for you. Perfect for those hot summer months, this garment gets extra points for including rayon, which American Apparel's website says "adds a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming effect." We have two complains, though: first, this shirt costs $16, the same price as all of American Apparel's other shirts. Since it's really a half-shirt, shouldn't it be $8? Second, it's only available in athletic gray. We'd prefer to bare our belly in Pomegranate, please. 

In any case, you can feel good about your crop-top being made by someone receiving health insurance and a living wage rather than a 6-year old Chinese girl in a sweatshop. So go ahead, show off your happy trail. You're changing the face of America.

1 comment:

liz said...

this is disturbing. please keep updating.