Okay, so this isn't a Sign of the Apocalypse per se, but it would have been if this hadn't unfolded exactly as it did. Here's a recap: Gary Coleman married last August this actually sort-of attractive (for Gary Coleman) red-haired girl named Shannon Price who is 18 years younger and a foot taller. She also took his 40-year old virginity. Although not right away.
Now, less than a year later, they are getting divorced. On Divorce Court.
Some highlights: Shannon complains that Coleman has no friends. She was mad when he wasn't supportive of her when she got into a fight with a friend who claimed to know when the world was ending (um, doesn't her friend read this blog?). They have a "mediocre" personal life. Also, Shannon seems unable to complete a sentence without inappropriately using the word "like" 47 times.
Maybe it's a Sign of the Apocalypse after all -- that they didn't have their wedding filmed for a reality TV special or do some sort of Newlyweds-esque show. Maybe Gary Coleman can be the next Bachelor. We would [shamefully] watch that.
Via Best Week Ever (click through for videos).
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