A family in Easton, PA is pissed because their local supermarket has refused to decorate a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son, who is named Adolf Hitler Campbell. The store, ShopRite, offered to give them a blank cake and let them decorate it themselves, but the Campbell family was having none of that. Adolf's 25-year-old mother, Deborah, said, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad." Actually, Deborah, we will go ahead and say that the saddest thing about this story is actually one of these three things:
1. Their other kids are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Aryan Nation? Really? That's not even creative. It's like being a fan of tuna fish and giving your kid the middle name Tuna Fish.
2. Never one to turn down a dollar, Wal-Mart came through and provided the cake with the desired birthday inscription, and the Campbells didn't have to lift nary a tube of decorative icing.
3. Pleeeeease click over to the story on lehighvalleylive.com and check out the haircut on Adolf. If the name doesn't get him beat up at school, then the mullet will.
Image from Celestah
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